Okay, so my blog looks nice (in my opinion) and I'm too tired to add a comments feature (or find out how), so I'll muse about something else...

I'm a blog newbie – a blewbie, you might say. Hmm, that can't be right.

Anyway, when writing a blog, I assume you're expected to say something novel. Something nobody's ever said before. Y'know what? That's extremely hard. I think up lots of unusual things when I'm half-asleep. For example, last night I thought of a great slogan for a beer company that sells its product in kegs: "If you can dig it, turn the spigot!" It sounded good when I was minutes away from dozing off, but at the moment it sounds vaguely obscene.

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